...your schools well known tradition is Osceola and Renegade or the Cowgirls?

At the beginning of every FSU game everyone anxiously awaits for Osceola and his horse Renegade to run across the field, raising excitement and adrenaline in the students and team. Osceola is a classic and well known tradition of our school, who has been a proud mascot since the establishment of FSU. Ironically though when you type FSU into Google images is it Osceola and Renegade that first pop up? Oh no, it is the skimpily dressed Cowgirls who's image appears. With their nearly bear all outfits and extreme cleavage revealing "tops" this appears to be the representation that the world gets of FSU. How classy! So who is our real mascot, the classy Osceola and his horse Renegade or the lovely tasteful Cowgirls? Another thought, if were called the "Seminoles" how do Cowgirls even remotely relate to this? And another thought, are these Cowgirls even FSU students??? Way to go Florida State.

...Human V Zombies is SERIOUS.

Nerf gun...Check. Sock bomb... double check. random yellow headband...hell yeah thats a check. At random times throughout the day packs of humans can be seen together. From fresh foods to HCB they are trying to not be transformed into a zombie. With their nerf guns packed and ready to go in case of a mid day chase. This game is not just for the MEN of Florida State, WOMEN take part as well. Run.Jump.Dive. You have to do what you have to do sometimes in order just to survive the day. Walking to class can cause any human to be unsteady and act as though she/he has schizophrenia. No where is truly a safe zone. when a Human was interviewed he stated that "this truly should be a varsity sport because we work out running around this campus like crazy..." I would love to see Nike sponsor HVZ. Be safe out there, you never know when a nerf gun will go off or what bush someone maybe hinding behind for a surprise attack. Campus just isn't safe for anyone, any more.

...You have slumber parties at stroz

Coming from high school I don't think any of us were ready for The Florida State University CARE summer bridge program. The Center for Academic Retention and Enhancement had us go through orientation, take placement test, attend a minimum of two small groups a day, meet with advisors to set up a schedule for summer C and fall, also a meet and greet with all the deans. Not to mention we had to log at the least 10 study hours in a library. Let's just say care really didn't care about us sleeping. All 350 or so of us stayed in Landis hall over the summer, so when it came time to log thoes pesky care hours we headed over to club stroz. This poor care student pulled 3 all nighters in a row. she lost track of her care hours and fell a tad bit behind. In order to kill two birds with one stone she decided to have a sleep over at stroz. Care should maybe care about how much their students are sleeping. This young lady just had to KNOCK OUT to get her much needed Zzzzzzs.

...students resemble prostitutes

At the charity event Relay for Life, hundreds of FSU students came out to walk the Mike Long track to raise money for cancer. Students walked for up to fifteen hours to take part in this good cause. While most students made the wise decision to wear track shorts and tennis shoes, some took a different route. Mistaking the track with Tennesee street, a few girls decided to show up rocking their stilletos and club attire. It appeared the charity event resembled a crazy night at the strip. The popular hookerish outfit as seen in this image raises the question, is this a FSU student or prostitute?